What's good homeboy

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

3 sets of petting kitty 100 reps

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!