Masc King Snuggled Up All Nice In Bed

Settlers of catan

Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

Co-Worker Just Asked Me to Hand Him a Vise Grips and I Was Just About to Hit Him With the Erm Actually Vise Grips Is the Branded Term These Are Locking Pliers Aherm but Then I Looked at the Tool in My Hand and Saw That It Was in Fact a Vise Grips Branded Vise Grips that Vises Like a Grip

Just Goes to Show That if You Wanna Be a Smart Ass You Had Ought to Be Right First

I have been defending Pokémon go to the polls for a decade and I defend it for another decade if I have to. It was funny. Yall are just misogynists.

and you know what also ive done in the decade since she said this? I've Pokémon gone to the polls!!!!!