I'm Trying My Best

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i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

if you’re reading this, you’re probably wondering why I sent you a message about Ray Bans. Sorry my account got hacked because I rarely use this anymore. Please stop sending me death threats. Please.

I think the funniest part of this for me is realizing that my banner says I’m 23 when I’m 25

when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there

i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit

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I beg your pardon

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

I was born in the wrong biome