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this is the future conservatives want

Ain’t much in this world the uneases me but those conical towers of spice have me on the edge.

me to my gamer bf: let’s play ;)

your gamer bf: WHAAAAATS up youtube today im gonna be speedrunning sex with my girlfriend.  swag.  really been working on my strats and im hoping to see at least a six second reduction from last time *1:14 flashes onto the screen in bright red meme letters while airhorns play for a little bit* okay here we go! *his youtube intro starts*

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

i never realised that The Babadook was accidentally put in the LGBT+ movies section of Netflix i thought we all just collectively decided the babadook was gay for no reason at all