the ugliest, most unemployed unwashed male: this is my dyke blog about dyke sex *posts his penis*

These people don’t belong anywhere in female or lesbian spaces and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise :) happy pride!

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

I mean, realistically though, what do we want people to do? Cars are expensive!! Gas is expensive! Most people do not have the money to just trade in a perfectly usable car because the owner of the company is insane. Not only does car shopping take a lot of time, but it's expensive! If you haven't fully paid off the car you already have, you need to pay that off with whatever you sell it for, then get a new car wit whatever is left over plus a loan. The bumper stickers are weird, but I also understand people wanting to point out that they don't support the owner of the company so noticably tied to the car.

That partttt. Idiots do anything to blame the car owners. Look up the CEO of Nissan, Ford, Porsche, Audi, Toyota on and on and on and tell me what upstanding citizens they are. Go on, I’ll be waiting.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

What I put on my tumblr is between me and god. And the legion of lesbians that follow me

The youth are lost

This is art

We gotta teach the youth the ways of the ancients