Trivial Pursuit

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

It’s only been two years????

Four years!!

happy birthday to this

Happy Birthday to this Post- 😂🥳

We label maker all our relics like that

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

A victorian

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

Reblog if you ACTUALLY READ TAGS

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

The kids are right Jazz

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

There are ancient ruins where someone had scratched “Ignar was here” in. People had pets with the local version of “Fluffy” as their name in ancient Greece, engraved on tablets and gravestones. Men and women wrote break-up letters and “I will throw your stuff out if you don’t come pick them up” in 1200 Persia. People paid for paintings of them with their cats or dogs. Some people decided to use the first few cameras to capture moments of making funny grimaces, impressive little stunts or just go “yep, hanging around, having a good time”.

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr