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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
The Bowery Presents
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Noah Kahan
blake kathryn
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
pixel skylines
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
Sade Olutola
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@gimmetaco
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you
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Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense
[freezeframe]
You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.
[unfreezeframe]
Nobody whines as much as soccer players.
there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”
The cat:
one of my favorite posts of all time
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hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes
it's funny seeing people brag about eating their steak rare when i straight up just ask for a box cutter and a live rat to be released in the restaurant
new Death Cab and Modest Mouse mm yummy fill my trough with that unc slop !!!
hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead
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