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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

#nope #never

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anneriawings

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

phantomrose96

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

anneriawings

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

anneriawings

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

anneriawings

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY

anneriawings

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

anneriawings

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

phantomrose96

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

anneriawings

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

anneriawings

COOKIES ACQUIRED

homebeccer

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

anneriawings

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

anneriawings

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED

phantomrose96

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

crowreys-wormstache

Oh my god it’s back

anneriawings

H O W

anavar-immela

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

phantomrose96

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.

terrainterrain-pullup

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

offonaherosjourney

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

korasonata

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

Art dump

The last one is based off of @defero2k6 separated au! The others are mostly practice :)

#cw blood #it’s minor blood but still #rottmnt #rottmnt Mikey #rottmnt Leo #rottmnt Donnie #rottmnt Raph #rottmnt kraang #rottmnt mind Raph #save rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #knees draws

cursedartistnelari

I'm not usually good with backgrounds, but I wanted to practice

gimmeknees

YOU SCROLL BACK UP RIGHT NOW!!

THIS IS NOT A PHOTO

🖌️✨IM IN ART FIGHT 2026!!✨🖌️

This is my very first art fight, I’m gonna try and do as many as I can!!

Good luck to everyone who’s participating!!

#artfight #art fight 2026 #artfight team mystery #rottmnt #rottmnt oc #artists on tumblr

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moved-to-saltcircuit

dealing with people who are spacing out

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

moved-to-saltcircuit

this still applies yo

sapphicandchubby

As someone who disassociates quite a lot, this is useful information

saffron-slash

no but the way I don’t even look in the rise tag anymore because there’s a very loud portion of fans who think it’s okay to inject Christianity into a completely unrelated cartoon and push it on people…like some of us don’t wanna see that. Not to get personal but I’m still recovering from years of emotional abuse from an extremely religious parent. Is it too much to ask that I don’t be reminded of my mother telling me I’m going to hell for being gay when I just wanted to look at art of my comfort media? be so fucking forreal dude lmao.

saffron-slash

who dropped they new webcomic cover wtf?!?!?!

Anyway...it's juneteenth......im a black girl who loves ninja turtles...you should read me and my girlfriend's very funny webcomic where nothing bad happens. Leonardo eats cement and Mikey commits tax fraud. I may or may not be completely bullshitting you on that part, but there's only one way for you to find out. 😏

my ko-fi

#this is Fr peak #check them out if you haven’t #idk how you wouldn’t of tho #it’s such a good comic #doomed baja blast #michelangelo hamato #leonardo hamato #the last ronin #future leo #bad future leo #juneteenth #black artists on tumblr #rottmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #art

Not really a sports fan but watching people from Scotland and Ireland come and visit Boston for the World Cup is so heartwarming. They drank the bars dry, they prank us by putting traffic cones on statues, just all around a fun time!

#World Cup #sports #not a real sports fan #makes me wanna travel #can our cousins visit more often?#hopecore #Ireland #Scotland #Boston

plushiekush-deactivated20250830

white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.

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pvtpunsart

The Whistle

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Decisions made.

#rottmnt #rise tmnt #rise of the tmnt #whistlecomic #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #cw blood

mkthedingus

Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 40)

Previous || Masterpost || Next (Coming Soon)

Fun fact, the very first panel is based off of the first sketch I did for toddlermnt before I even knew it would be a long comic. I can't believe I've been doing this project for this long

toxictigertonic

BOO IM STILL ALIVE BUT ONLY TO ADVERTISE MY ARTFIGHT

Here's my hitlist, and here's my artfight itself!

duckcrumbs

SPACE Magma Jam! 🌌

I’ve been waiting patiently for this theme to pop up in magma and it finally happened!

So of course I had to fill it with my space au! 💫

Bone apple teeth!

#YOOO THESE ARE SO COOL #AAA #rottmnt #rottmnt space au #art #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #rottmnt April #rottmnt Donnie #rottmnt Leo #rottmnt kraang #rottmnt triceratons

memory-of-stargazing

“It just means you have to work double as hard as most people!”

Well maybe I don’t WANT to work double as hard as abled people!! Maybe I deserve a BREAK!! Maybe I’ve been working MORE THAN double as hard for MY WHOLE LIFE and it’s led me to immense burnout & caused me to develop several MORE disabilities!! Maybe I should be ACCOMMODATED so I don’t have to KILL MY BODY AND BRAIN over trying to do what abled people can do!! Maybe I DON’T have to work double as hard!! Maybe if there’s the option to let me NOT work double as hard, I should have it, because I’m already working double as hard JUST TO SURVIVE!!

Why do you think disabled people deserve less rest than mentally & physically abled people?

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vangh17a

Is it just me or is the hate even more prominent this year during pride month? It makes it intimidating to be out in public right now. Smh.

With the recent unfortunate situation I'm just gonna throw out there that if you don't believe in any part of LGBT or in any way hate or discriminate... You aren't welcome here. Take a step back. Ask yourself if this is really what you want to do with your life.

We only get one life. Things are bad enough in the world right now. Don't contribute by spreading hate because someone's different than you.

To all of my lesbian, gay, trans, nonbinary, ace, pan and more friends... I love you and I see you. You have made positive impacts on the people around you, you have a place in this world, and you have a future.

Happy Pride and stay strong!

allthingswhumpyandangsty

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