GilBye-Bye (=^･ｪ･^=)

So based on the way I just read this out loud, I 100% think it should be released as an audition monologue, and I'm 10000% serious. if I were overseeing auditions for Shakespeare somebody's timing on those "fuck off"s and their ability to pronounce and emphasize "harem of fart sommeliers" would tell me everything I needed to know. This is a work of art fueled by rage, and what's more, it's true.

harem of fart sommeliers

Tried this, it seems to work. So worth a shot to y'all who use Google on Chrome like I do. (Thank goodness I can stop slapping a "-ai" to my searches!)

happy “the only way out is through” september

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk

It is insane to me that timestamps are optional on this webbed site. A major context clue is just opt in so I’ll reblog something from four years ago and people think it’s happening right just now like babe. Enable your timestamps. Why are you stumbling through the world with one eye closed?

Wait how. I thought they just got rid of them????

Genuinely timestamps unlock some of the best experiences on this website. You get to see majestically ancient shitposts still circulating, still funny, and appreciate that this shit was funny in 2014 and is funny now. And you get to see people flip their lids over nonsense that got resolved five years ago.

I could just be reading the room wrong but it seems from their reactions like a lot of people are coming out of Alien Romulus only just now realising the Alien movies are actually about capitalism and sexual violence.

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos