i love living in ohio. You know why? Its cause i honestly think we have one of the funniest inside jokes in america and im gonna explain it to you.
So, if youre not from here, theres this guy. This guy named Tim Misny. Never met him myself but hes a lawyer. Now, most people have no reason to remember the name of a random ohio personal injury lawyer that theyve never even met let alone worked with HOWEVER, everyone in the Cleveland area is likely to know who Misny is.
See, mr Misny has billboards. Like, a lot of billboards. So many billboards all over and and they always, at least used to say "Misny makes them pay". This, along with him being a pretty memorable looking man makes the abundance of advertising pretty memorable. But is it funny? Not quite.
See, i have this friend. Her name is Ava. And almost every time we'd be driving somewhere, sure enough we'd see one of these god forsaken billiards. In this year alone Ava has said at least three times the following words in relation to the billboards "if this man has the money to put up all these billboards, he has the money to hire someone to make him a better slogan"
Of course my friend is right, however, it wasnt until much later that things started to change... for the worse. See, Misny did change his slogan, however, instead of making it more professional and interesting he makes it "im tim misny. You know what i do"
..... now anyone in there right mind would consider this to be extremly personal. Could he hear my friends prayers? Was the outrage of his terrible slogan so huge that he decided to change it? These answers we may never know. However the chaos doesnt end there. Not to long after he changes the billboards again, but not the slogan. Actually he does the complete opposite of changing the slogan again and gets rid of it entirly, leaving a blank billboard with nothing but a picture of his eyes and terrifyingly sharp eyebrows in its place... needless to say this was much worse than the last slogan, and these billboards have been scaring ohioans, pleguing the local public, and leaving us with more questions that's answers. Dont believe me? I have proof
I might have actually dreamt this one up but im like 70% sure one time i saw one with no text and just him on a motorcycle
