in relation to this post; I think tipsy Shane loooves to ask weird ass unhinged questions that he expects 100% serious and thoughtful answers to. like, he really thinks you should make the effort to actually provide an answer that is precise and evidence based. for the most part they're bizzarely anatomy related:
-how many grams of protein from my cum do you think you have ingested over the years? (ilya pulls out his phone to google average load volume and average load protein. he knows this is a math question. and Ilya is good at math.)
-if you could create one frankencentaur out of the best body parts and skillsets of all MLH players to create one uberplayer, whose parts would you use? (there's 7 seconds of dead silence before the entire team starts screaming over one another. Ilya yells "yes, the dick too, Barret, obviously")
-do you think i could bench press Luca? (they try immediately. turns out just because you can do the weight equivalent on a barbell does not automatically mean you can lift a human body like that. especially when the body in question turns out to be extremely ticklish)
-who do you think is hiding the biggest, most shocking secret? (Ilya leans over, wiggling his eyebrows, to whisper into Shane's year "you know it's you, maya lyubov")
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