I'm a rottiserie shithead!

Hey guys!! I took a break from doing work here and posting because I started a new job and needed to take some time to focus on that and to do some more self exploration, however I feel I am in a place now to get back into it! I have new prices and things I am offering so here is that list!

Regular spells ✨

The vast majority of regular spells (involving 1 or multiple chime candles and ingredients such as herbs, oils, incense, cards, crystals, and more) are 20$, however spells like love spells or any baneful magic will be 30$ as it takes more energy, this logic is held for all my spellwork.

Small spells 🌹

Small spells contain slightly less ingredients, I use tea light candles, herbs and oils primarily though will add cards or crystals if I feel it's needed. These start at 15$ but for more complex spells will be 20$.

Spell jars 🏺

Spell jars contain herbs, symbols of messages written on paper and places into the jar, and sometimes oils. They start at 10$, but will be 15$ for the more complex spells.

Card readings 🃏

You have the option of any oracle or tarot deck in my collection, and price ranges solely on how many cards are being read. At the moment the options are...

5 cards: 10$

3 cards: 6$

2 cards: 4$

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