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but when july hits it's all over for you

Guy who has a trigger event from getting run over reallll slowly feet first by a steamroller but the guy driving it can’t hear him screaming because he’s jamming out with his headphones on

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

People love to harp on Taylor for shooting a baby that one time but the secret is she was entirely right to shoot that baby. That baby being kidnapped by a guy who's main hobby is "keeping people aware and trapped in horribly painful time loops until long after the sun goes kaput." Every time Purity shows up she takes the time to look directly into the camera and proclaim her love for That Baby Taylor Shot not just as a mother loving her child, but as a Nazi who viewed that baby as the most inherently perfect, pure thing in a horrible world infested with people who weren't white. And she tried to throw that baby out the damn window. Taylor shooting that baby is really just a Purity L she was tangentially involved in cause what do you mean the teenager you tried to blow up two years ago saves your baby better than you do. L. In terms of net suffering prevented, shooting the baby is like the most moral thing she does in the entire book. It's not even in the top twenty most questionable things Taylor did. It's the easiest trolley problem of all time but, sadly, "Taylor shoots a goddamn baby in the head" is really easy to dumb down for casual reference in a way that stuff like "Taylor played chicken with Triumph's life to make his dad agree to argue against the city's condemnation" just isn't. Anyways this is why the marketplace of ideas sucks.

I think the worst thing the irregulars did towards Cauldron was spreading anti fedora propaganda, making Contessa look like a redditor.

Do you think the protectorate ever did a firefighter calendar type thing...

full hog out

Every time I think about the Travelers I black out a little. Every angle you can approach them from reveals new fucked up Situations. The inherent dynamic of your 'team leader' being the actual team leader's probationary boyfriend who would sell every other member of the team to One Direction for a corn chip and a vague promise of Maybe Helping His Girlfriend and who has gotten increasingly less concerned about pretending that's not true to anyone's faces. Once he fucked up and called someone by the numerical rank of 'Value To Operation Saving Noelle' he's assigned them all in his head and then refused to tell anyone else what their number was and they all just had to live with that one. They have to let him keep making the worst decisions imaginable because none of them can bear the consequences of shouldering the responsibility themselves. He put a thirteen year old in a Wire Strangling-Slicing Murder Art Piece as a distraction. He makes everyone put on colour coordinated black and red outfits because it's 'intimidating'. He's the worst and bravest person they know. He's going to get everybody killed and he's the reason they're all still alive. He is wearing a top hat. They are all in hell.

worm fanfics have given me a very skewed perspective on what a normal fic length is. i just said to myself "it seems like the plot is still in the early stages" about a fic that is *check notes* 38 chapters in and 190,000 words long

Shit man, this acquaintance war is fucked. I just saw a neighbor wave his hand in the air and say "oh hey guys, haven't seen you around in a while" or some similar shit, and every one around him waved back, checked the train schedule, and then started running to the station. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting Phone Contacts List and level 2 Homeowners Association. I think I just heard "power word:grill" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.