If he used a hammer instead he'd be Jack Smash
If he used computers he'd be Back Slash
If he read JJK he'd be Black Flash
If he hit people with a truck he'd be Mack Crash
If he was on that grindset he'd be Stack Cash
If he smoked weed he'd be Pack Hash
If he buttoned his shirt any lower he'd be Rack Flash
If he wrote malware for Linux he'd be Hack Bash
If he was British and cooked potatoes in various ways he'd be Smack Mash
If he ran to the store for chips he'd be Snack Dash














