using my powers of irish catholicism

people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

i'm watching severed and i'm trying so hard to hate the evil company i am but whenever milchick is on screen i giggle and i kick my little feet at his beautiful fake corporate smile dance for me again baby to defiant jazz please

he did it for me he danced again thank you milchick shimmying those gorgeous shoulders for me

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

RIP Alex Jones

I have no sympathy for Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon in his car and it made a really embarrassing fart noise

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

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doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them