Professor Thunder

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

The "there's so many other levels! On the Wiki!" form of the Backrooms is bad bc they make everything too defined. "This one's an infinite creepy hotel! It's an infinite creepy church! Aren't you scared?" In isolation, maybe, but in comparison to a labyrinth filled with amorphous non-spaces that are almost but not entirely recognizable as something familiar to you? No?

A bunch of levels and a set bestiary, that just registers as a video game world. It reminds me of when I last kept up with the SCP Wiki, many years ago, and it felt like every third article was someone gunning for their own game adaptation - "here's a weird underground space, here's the gallery of monsters who live in it, here's a log of some guys fighting them". A Spooky Infinite Grocery Store can only ever be a Spooky Grocery Store and that's before you drag the notion that there's a known quantity of monster that will appear (if you grab a conspicuous health pack or whatever. Bc it's a video game)

We should keep characters on a floating timeline from aging but freeze when the events of their life happened. James Bond should be born in 1992 and mentioning how he fought in World War II. Your comic strip about a bland middle-aged suburbanite can continue to have him be the son of a steel magnate disowned for marrying a flapper. Bc the alternative is that thing The Simpsons do where they update the timeline of the flashbacks & now the Simpsons canonically met ten years after The Simpsons, the show, started

The Simpsons thing is the subject of jokes about how "I'm old haha" but also it is just weird. Like they're altering their show's timeline constantly so they can keep doing episodes no one really likes full of 15-20 year old references. Since the show did it good a couple times and then mostly badly but it's an expected thing from the good seasons so they have to keep doing it (the good seasons were when Marge was canonically in elementary & middle school)

"We're a single income family with a house and a car. This is normal and relatable."

I feel like some porn artists get so focused on making their OCs Cool™ that they forget to make them look like they're enjoying themselves. It's tough to get enthused about a twelve-inch cock busting a load the size of an American movie theatre soft drink when its owner's o-face looks like it was designed by DreamWorks.

wearing shorts under your skirt is unethical censorship you are depriving the angel of what it deserves

but what if im not wearing anything under my spats

then those are panties and it will take a picture

but how do you know

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

I'm crying, in the new Avatar fighting game they really put Rangi seemingly almost kissing Kyoshi after she wins the fight only to kick her into Horse Stance instead lmao, these people really did their research