Professor Thunder

TOS is sitting at the table with the cool kid's, but you're the generic ensign in a red shirt and you're going to get eaten by a salt vampire. (AOS is just this but with more lens flare)

TNG is like living in a floating university town. Maybe it's a bit stuffy sometimes, but there's plenty of fun/interesting things you can do. Join a string quartet! Attend a seminar!

DS9 is like working in a half-dead shopping mall that keeps getting attacked by neonazi biker gangs. You don't want to serve on DS9 even if you think you do.

VOY is ruled out immediately on account of being stranded fuck off far away in the Delta Quadrant and surrounded by organ thieves. Not even the people on Voyager want to be on Voyager.

ENT seems exciting because it's almost like being a real-life astronaut! But then it turns out your boss is a nepotism hire and you keep getting caught up in pork-fisted post-9/11 political allegories

DIS would just be like living in a surreal horror movie. The ship is bigger than it possibly could be on the outside. One of your buddies was assigned to turbolift maintenance and you never saw him again (occasionally, you swear you can here the faint echo of him weeping from deep within the ship's unaccountably cavernous superstructure. People you know to be dead keep randomly coming back. People freeze in place whenever the main characters leave the room and can't be budged. You try to leave, but 900 years have gone by and everyone you know is dead.

SNW seems okay until you get invited to the captain's quarters and the entire senior staff seems really intensely into you.

LWD is a mess and you sleep in hallway, but it's also kind of a dream job. You have fun.

PRO is fine, but like...everyone on the ship is practically young enough to be your child and because you're older, they keep looking to you like you know what the hell you're doing (you do not)

and meanwhile Susie is out here with biblical levels of greed wanting both Noelle and Kris all to herself /lh

In the final episode of the sitcom, “Webster,” Webster is transported hundreds of years into the future, where he gets some advice about growing up from Lieutenant Worf. For many years in the early days of the internet, this episode was widely believed to be a hoax or fever dream, however, it has completely surfaced since originally airing on March 10, 1989. 

I've been curious about that myself in the past but it seems like every time I try to research it, I get completely different answers.

Summer Morning 💦🔥