Ghostie

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

OMG IT'S NON - PIZZA LEFT BEEF.

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

Put a creature on that thing

THIS RULES

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Beware!!

guy who is very visibly ill: what if I'm lying and almost passing out earlier was just a figment of my imagination

I saw John Green talk live today AND HE MENTIONED TUMBLR. MULTIPLE TIMES. did not know he was back on the platform. It’s like the wolves returning to yellowstone

Nature is healing.