Stan Ghost Rider, stan Carnage, stan Galactus

Hello Mater. In front of you is a bowl of “pistachio ice cream”. If you want to live, finish the bowl without drinking water.

Bruv. Actual movie detail? I just don't get the character break, dude/dudette

Man why you gotta break your gimmick man

Hello, Mr. The Hedgehog. I want to play a game. You have spent years behaving, to turn a phrase, like a “bitch-ass motherfucker”. You’ve even claimed that your quilly hedgehog dick was “this big”, before whipping it out to piss on another man’s wife. However, this ends today. Look to the device in front of you. Do you see? That’s right; it’s all points, no quills, no pillows. Like two balls and a bong. Today, you learn what it feels like to be pissed on. You have twenty-three hours before the super laser piss drrrrrrroppolllets fill this entire room, and I make a callout post about you on my twitter dot com. Your restraints have a keyhole, no larger than this walnut: I trust you understand what you must do to earn your freedom. Good luck, and let the game begin.

Honk Honk, conservatives

Stog

Thanks, man!