BITE DOWN!! RIGHT NOW!! 🦷

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

Wrapped around your finger is so muke coded omg

i love spike's shittily applied nail polish, it's one of my favourite character design details of all time. specifically because it's always chipped or translucently thin or done with sharpie. it's such a fun insight into his character that he can't keep his nails intact for more than a couple hours and that he doesn't have the patience to let more than one coat dry. spike's nails you will always be famous.

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

angel and spike first meeting is so funny. welcome to being a vampire william would you like to get a little bicurious. i mean share the blood of innocents. with another man

It’ll never not be funny to me that the two most emotionally perceptive characters on Buffy are Tara and Spike. Like you have the textbook definition of a Good Witch who’s spiritually gentle parenting the scoobies out of killing everyone and then themselves and then you have… This fucking guy.

thomas and andrew are so "idiots to lovers" that they skipped the "lovers" part and went straight to "sharing a single decaying heart in a botanical nightmare"

They (the natural cycle of life and death) are so homophobic (Anthony Head died at 72 today June 5 2026)

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening