A Slow Consumption Of Being Akin To Rotting

tip! you can pet her and brush her hair

under laboratory conditions we've actually proven that it's possible for a tumblr user to tag funnier as a system on a post not already about plurality, but i don't think we'll see an occurrence in the real world for years, if ever.

i'm partial to "from what i understand, cummies are like SJW bitcoin"

did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime

It’s literally girl surprise naptime!!! Her heart is meant to do that

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

wh yy wont it come off

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

Getting a lot of reblogs saying "undescribed" and "no image ID" etc, so please be aware that I did add alt text shortly after posting (it was a pain to copy on my phone so I did it on my desktop), but by then, it had already been reblogged by a couple of big blogs, so this alt-texted version is languishing, please do reblog it!

i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines

no no no the relationship to the patient is "royal consort", not significant other. I can see you typing significant other