bee

let's fucking go i just got called a "weird little freak" by a really beautiful woman . we're gonna make it out alive

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

Sometimes my brain does what I call a split second mental “refresh” which leads to me abruptly getting disoriented and going “ah! I just had a refresh.” It is unclear what to make of this because I made the term up

Scheduled reminder to stop dating men.

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.