Working at Gringotts near the goblin armor
Mother of child- βlook at the statues!β
Child- (obviously annoyed) βThey are fat!!β
(Child them looks at me who he was standing next too. Iβm 5β3, 100lbs)
Child- βYouβre not fat maβamβ In the sweetest voice
(Children are so honest and adorable. But I never want one!)

















