hudson always looks so boyfriend when he’s standing next anyone in photos it’s crazy ive never seen anything like it

episode five of heated rivalry you are oh so precious to me

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

currently fantasizing about pressing play on heated rivalry season 2 episode 1

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #phyuri twice a day.

"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.

the real reason dan gets so defensive about the sharing clothes issue is that phil won’t wear the all black outfits dan tries to put him in and it’s a sensitive topic

evidentiary support: phil is wearing black for dan’s birthday