keyandcrow’s reblog pile

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

show about a crew of mythical heroes conspiring to kill the gods of old but it's a thinly-veiled metaphor for unionization and community solidarity

OP is an optimist

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

The fact he's an orange and after the foot came up it took him an absurdly long time to recalibrate