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guess who got hit with tgcf feels so hard they made an art account

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

my fave thing about this post is that that’s not mark wahlberg in the picture. one of those actors is matt damon and the other is leonardo dicaprio

i will not be stressed about things i cannot control i will not be stressed about things i cannot control being able to not control things adds flavour to life delays on time sensitive flights are fine and being stressed about it accomplishes nothing so i am. not. stressed.

so not stressed about it that i don't even care about the flight being rescheduled to tomorrow. hurry up and wait time.

FUCK

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

i will not be stressed about things i cannot control i will not be stressed about things i cannot control being able to not control things adds flavour to life delays on time sensitive flights are fine and being stressed about it accomplishes nothing so i am. not. stressed.

so not stressed about it that i don't even care about the flight being rescheduled to tomorrow. hurry up and wait time.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

i will not be stressed about things i cannot control i will not be stressed about things i cannot control being able to not control things adds flavour to life delays on time sensitive flights are fine and being stressed about it accomplishes nothing so i am. not. stressed.

so not stressed about it that i don't even care about the flight being rescheduled to tomorrow. hurry up and wait time.

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.