Toats M'Goats

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

“I think that lying does not count at the library” oh my Gods you precious punk larva

Oh no, this is genuinely peak punk

Today’s date is 2²/3²/4².

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY

Be there and be square.

Ok me

chaotic evil

he’s a libra

congration

I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know much about sports, but something seems askew here.

Nah he fine.

Tip-top scoot.

THE A C C E N T OMG

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

HOW

THIS WINS

@toddnet beesexual 

i told you not to fuck with me

CIA agent: we’ve intercepted the package, Mr. President President: *opens trunk* Excellent.