well let’s see if I care

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

hold on i need to google something

okay this is funny and also support HIJOS, which raises awareness for the forcible disappearance of people in guatemala and argentina!

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

unobtainable experience for people with souls

i dont have that im just me