boo

really does not look like a real animal

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

I heavily fw bro

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

It makes a lot of sense that Phoenix Wright raised this child