I'm Zu!

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

We are the daughters of ppl who had kids

met gala theme fat and in jeans

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

Okay those deer knew war, but most don't

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"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

Beware Sping-arm Sam

that is definitely a warning of some kind of x-files shenanigans

They should liven up sports by giving every team a signature perk based on their mascot. The dallas cowboys can use a lasso once per game, miami dolphins have sonar in their helmets, california banana slugs are covered in vaseline etc

:)

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

That's not a shark, that's a SHONK.

i dont know if we can onion headline screenshot our way past this one

The best way to describe Californians is that they do pronoun circles and vote in favor of slavery.

In our schools they have long units on black history, where we read Zora Neale Hurston and watch MLK speeches. Meanwhile the campus is filled with cops who racially profile the students.

California is like if tumblr was a state. Pride parades are whites selling their stickers. #womens businesses that pay black women less. Oh and LA, and Hollywood. Maybe you can buy a shirt of a minion with a pride flag. Oh, maybe you can get a BLM pin at hot topic. Doesn't stop your neighbor from being a racist though.

where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!