‘The fact you managed to slip a Casper reference in without even being prompted makes me love you more than I already did. Who would’a thought that was possible? — Yes! And garlic bread. Don’t forget the garlic bread. I’ve spent hardly any of my budget recently, so I’ve got enough for us to really go wild with that menu.’

“Would I be me if I didn’t? Answer is hell no I wouldn’t. And I’m damn lucky that you do. I don’t think I’d survive this place without ‘ya, Cams. No damn way I’d forget. That would be a crime. A crime that would land me in the Big Brother cells. I’d put myself there for it. You are the damn best, y’know that? Like seriously. Camila the damn best Mendes.”

I hear some asshole called Norman Reedus just earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Not sure how the fuck I made that happen.

No fuckin’ way! That’s freakin’ dope! Congrats dude!

“You’re so full of it, dweeb,” she reached up to ruffle his hair. “I missed you loads. For real, how’ve you been? Everyone treating you well in here?”

“Maybe.. But what else was I supposed to do while you were gone? Be good? That is boring!” The Canadian smirked over at the blonde. “Eh, alright. It has actually been real quiet for a couple months.”

— & It’s such a quick motion that Gage almost finds herself getting hit directly in the face, hands collecting the object near her face with a grunt. “What—” A pause as brows knit slightly. “What is this supposed to be?”

Charlie’s eyes followed as the small paper airplane flew poorly through the air and hit a fellow contestant. “Uh...” Letting out an awkward chuckle with a guilty smile, he shrugged his shoulders. “A paper airplane?”

‘Hi! —— Do shots with me?’

“That shouldn’t even be a question! Hells yes!”

“Hey you,” Perrie dropped her bags, wrapping her arms around Charlie as he nearly knocked her over. “I hope you’ve been behaving yourself while I was gone.”

Charlie might be on the shorter side of men but he had spent his time in Big bulking up a bit. “Behaving? I don’t think I have an ounce of that in me.” He teased the girl, letting her go simultaneously. “It is so fucking good to see you.”

‘It’s both criminal how hungry I am, and how long it’s been since we hung out. I’m sorry I’ve been a little MIA. — Wanna go eat our entire body weight in pizza? My treat, to make up for my absence.’ 

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“Aye we both love Casper. It is only appropriate one of us disappears. Don’t worry ‘bout it Cams. Life happens y’know? ‘Aye you know me, I’ll eat pizza any damn time of the week. Let’s go have a good time.”

‘Wait. —— You did what?’

“It wasn’t that bad.. I just kinda sorta swallowing a guitar pic on accident.”

Perrie carefully shut the door behind her, holding her hands up in mock surrender when she saw the other glance up. “Please don’t throw rotten fruit at me.”

“No fuckin’ way...” The younger males eyes lit up as he went running towards the blonde and hugged her tightly.

“And I have it in spades,”

“Careful. Itta fine line between confidence and cocky.”

“I really thought the apocalypse had happened in here… it’s been that dead. How is everyone? What have you all been up to?”

“You’re tellin’ me that it isn’t always quiet around here? Damn I kinda liked it.”

‘I always knew you were my kinda guy.’

“I’m everyone's kind of guy.. ‘Gotta be open like that.”

“It’s better than it looks, honestly.” 

“Yeah? You kinda look like shit.”

Ben let out a groan as he snuggled further into the couch cushion, feeling the weight of someone setting on the coach. “Sleeping,” He mumbled, pulling his coat tighter around his shoulder.

Obliviously the Canadian sat down on the edge of the couch where the other lad lay. “That can go without saying. Question is, why?”

I knew I could count on a brother to understand. 

We’ve got the same vibes man. I can sense it. Anything special you want me to bring along?

‘That’s a smart plan. —— I might Postmates a Jack in the Box over. Or a Del Taco. You want something? You can help me decide.’

“The day I say no to Mexican food is the day I don’t want to ever exist.”

‘Shit.            This fridge is not looking good. When was the last time someone did a shop around here?’

“I wouldn’t know.. Last time I ate something home made was, well weeks maybe a month ago? I just rely on delivery and take out.”