White girl music in the new accord

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

*my blood pools into the floor in a perfect recreation of the Bratz logo*

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

ummmmm what do i find enjoyable again

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

voted “guy most akin to a well-behaved dog at the function” third year in a row.

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

i was about to make a post that was like "this indie game is a HATE letter to the genre. just spawned out of absolute contempt for its medium" but then i just realized thats just the average western visual novel