White girl music in the new accord

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

stop!!!

wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

*my blood pools into the floor in a perfect recreation of the Bratz logo*

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

ummmmm what do i find enjoyable again

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy