You’ve Chosen Not to Remember This Part

I’ll eat your pussy for hours, then we’ll order pizza, then I’ll eat your pussy some more

What the fuck are we gonna do with the pizza

Unfortunately, I was near the bombing site. I went to see what had happened, and I wish I hadn't. Please, my friend, my father is suffering greatly and won't be able to live without treatment. He can't bear the pain if we don't help him. He had surgery yesterday and is in the hospital. I was with him, but I couldn't sleep because I was sitting on the floor without a mattress. Please, we are suffering terribly... Don't ignore me. Please donate. If you read my words, please don't ignore me and help me, even just this once, please.

Guys I am so scared for my father his health is so difficult please help me and don't ignore me we really need your help so much please if you see this post you will share donate and help me please I'm crying from this tired life Please help me I'm really struggling. Please don't ignore me and go You're my only hope, please donate this. We only need 300 euros to get to. 17000. Please donate and don't forget us

please donate, we need to help ibrahim and his father, any amount will do

Please, I will not forgive anyone who reads this and does nothing—doesn't share the post, doesn't donate. And if anything happens, remember that I begged and pleaded with you time and time again. So please, we still have hope today. Please share this post and donate now, please.

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

"Boycotts never achieve anything" factoid is actually a statistical error. Historically, boycotts have been an enormously successful pressure mechanism for collective action. Boycotts georg, a social media user who launches a million poorly strategized boycotts every day with no thought given to target selection or actionable demands, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody

oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

I'd be down with more "modern witches" if they were less all about indigenous cultural appropriation and more about bubbling cauldrons and cackling into the night

"I want to reconnect with my precolonial european pagan roots" then stop selling dreamcatchers on etsy, you should be eating turnips and yodeling.