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The Beautiful Culinary Creations of Dinara Kasko
Dinara Kasko, is a Ukrainian pastry chef who skillfully mixes the principles of design and architecture to create impressive cakes. Produced in collaboration with mathematicians and sculptors, these innovative cakes are thought to be experiments combining algorithms and 3D printing.
Art not only for connoisseurs. Posted by Margaret  via
Rock Cod! Pan-cooked in white wine, olive oil, and tarragon; left to rest on a wire rack (no puddles). Tip: a sink clean enough for food expands your workspace, especially when dealing with wet fish that you don't want stinking-up your wooden cutting boards.

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5 eggs is a good start for an omelette, IMHO. Usually turns into a scramble for me, as holding-together a 5-egg'er is a delicate task... but this one went well. Heat levels, fat levels, egg to water ratio, timing... it's a thing of beauty. This one's sautee'd green pepper and parsley stems (in butter, duh!), those then pushed to the side and 5 eggs with about 3 tbsp. of water and a bit of chopped parsley added slowly on medium-high heat, just as the second addition of butter was browning (add too many eggs at once and your pan cools too quickly, the eggs don't congeal properly). Used Martha Stewart's omelette directions, as usual (couldn't find a clip of her instructions, but I did find a video of some dude talking about his theory that Oprah and Martha Stewart are men, Illuminati-type stuff). Anyway, maybe I'll do an omelette-technique video another day. So, pushed-aside the sautee'd bits to the extreme edge of the 12" pan and did the eggs to half-way, then pulled the peppers and such back onto the omelette body, letting the runny eggs fill in that section where the peppers had been (lift and tilt the pan while holding the omelette body with a spatula), then dressed one side of the omelette with cream cheese, cottage cheese, a bit of tomato sauce, and chipotle powder. The closing of the omelette was acheved through using a wide spatula while tilting the pan. Then I put a ceramic plate over the closed omelette and lowered the heat (or just removed it from the heat), and let the innards come-up to temperature... cold innards and uncooked eggs are no good, especially when cheese is involved. The plating then becomes easy, as the whole pan and plate can be inverted, plate-edges wiped, and garnish + finishing salt added. Voila!
Liver!? Yes. An attempt to integrate liver into a meal... did a high-flavour low-carb hash here. Sauteed some leeks and cauli stems in coconut oil, then removed those from the pan, added some lardons and some more coconut oil (refined, not wanting coconut flavour in this dish) and let them render a bit, then fried my mixed ground beef and liver in that fat, added-in a lot of spice (chipotle powder, smoked paprika, cumin, oregano, and parsley), added back-in the cauli and leeks, then served with some cream cheese and smoked jalapeno hot sauce and salt. Great flavours, no liver taste discernable. Success! Have to go big on flavour to cover-up that liver taste.
Cooking At Home, Emotional Eating Advanced Level
Growing-up with a Mom like Martha Stewart, a nice meal out rarely suffices for me. A tub of cheap ice cream is an affront to my palate and cures no emotional wounds. But turn-out a hollandaise sauce, eat it all atop perfectly poached eggs, out of Grandma-crafted pottery bowls... lick the bowl clean and savour the last thick drop... and I am placated. Or sear a fresh steak with good smoked salt, finish it in the oven, rest it... and then eat it with my hands and teeth... juices running down my arms... I am fed. I only learned as a young adult that my Mom often baked when stressed-out... it's her meditation. And I've definitely learned from her. I recommend finding your own peaceful joy in the kitchen, and then on your plate.

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Lard, jalapeño and apple braised cabbage with sausage surprise (beef and bacon, lamb merguez, Italian beef, and pork hunter). - pre-heat oven to 350F - sauté lard + jalapeño until lightly brown - add chopped cabbage and salt (used smoked and Himalayan pink), two minutes on med-high - add grated apple and mix - place sausages on top - cover and bake for 25 minutes Concluded with gluten-free carrot cake with cream cheese icing, giant glass of ice water with lemon and lime juice, and some TNG. Also included are photos of my 10 salts line-up. And my family's go-to carrot cake recipe from Beggar's Banquet in Edmonton, AB. Glutards - I successfully used Bob's Red Mill cup-for-cup blend with this cake, no problem!
Sunday farmer's market lunch: lamb sirloin with oregano & parsley, yellow zuke, purple pepper, and sprout salad.
Homemade kefir-based tzatziki with lemon cucumbers Lamb & rosemary sausages (fine ground) Butter and olive oil pan-fried cauliflower Greens blend (various sprouts, pea shoots, curly endive?) And chopped yellow peppers
This just might be the best chicken finger combination ever.
Cheddar Cornbread Chicken Fingers with Jalapeño Honey Butter via Half Baked Harvest
Pro-Tip: Whenever searching for recipes or cooking info online, always add Escoffier or Epicurious in with your search terms… if nothing comes up, don’t expect anything beyond “barely edible.” This lovely morsel for dinner tonight is a flank steak that’s been seared on a cast-iron grill pan, and then put into the oven at 300 deg-F for about 12 minutes. I’ve then made a variation of Sauce Robert from Esoffier, adding some white wine vinegar with the white wine, and some smoked paprika at the end with the mustard and butter… it’s amazing flavour! This steak from Empire Valley farm in central British Columbia is one of the most tender flank steaks I’ve ever had, and it’s grass-fed and grass-finished, free-range, from a family-run farm.

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The Philosophy of Dishes
The goal of an approach to dishes is to facilitate lifestyle and cleanliness without compromising time and effort unduly... here is the approach that I developed after several years of living mostly alone while going to school and working, allowing me to cook frequently (1-3x/day) and maintain a clean house (defined as freedom from any amount of cultivation of life-forms, visual unsightliness, scents, and impediments of use of facilities).
- have enough dishes of the basic sorts (plates, cuts, cutlery) to eat for several meals without running-out (3-5 of each per person)
- have enough counter-space or a big enough dish-bin to accommodate several meals worth of basic dishes, not tools
- have a good drying rack system that can accommodate a large load of drying dishes
- have adequate cleaning tools, soap, hot water, dish gloves, and linens on-hand at all times (recommend thick gloves for washing in very hot water, green scrubbies, a dish brush, a bottle brush, steel wool, and unscented detergent-type dish soap; recommend against sponges and dish rags, as they harbour bacteria - though the small dish rag may be used for a day and laundered, it is not a tool though, it is a daily linen)
- have a soaking bucket, or a double-sink
- have adequate linens for a week or more (recommend lint-free cotton surgical huck towels, and some form of smaller, quick-drying wet-rag such as Church-lady crocheted semi-synthetic, or thin micro-fibre), and a hamper for these rags at-hand
- have a strainer at the sink for collecting non-flushable-sized food particulates when rinsing dishes/pots-pans; a hands-free strainer is highly recommended, whether a chinois that you can prop-up in the drain, or whatever works... this should live on the side of the sink, not constantly in the bottom of the sink (elaborated-on later)
Goals:
- one person operation, minimal time and effort... thus, cut-out hand-drying unless absolutely necessary (air-drying is also typically cleaner)
- never compromise functional use of the kitchen facilities
- permit ample laziness with maximum cleanliness
- limit breeding grounds (anywhere that has moisture, lack of air-flow, time, and food particulates)
The Prime Commandment:
- the sink shall always be clean
The logic of this stems from the idea that the sink is the dirtiest part of the kitchen, often, so keeping it clean will result in everything else being cleaner. Â Further, there are many functional advantages to having a clean sink: it is a primary working location for cooking and cleaning, and it's use and access should not be impeded. Â To have a dirty sink, especially with any objects in it for holding, is to render useless your most important tool in the kitchen.
Basic rules:
- all service-wares (defined as the things you eat/drink with or on) must be rinsed after use, before being stacked or put into the dish bin and set-aside; rinsed to the point of their being clean enough to be left for a week with no chance of scent, mould, fungus, or bug/animal life being attracted and harboured; also clean to the point of being able to be used again if no-one is looking)
- all tools that there are not multiples of (defined as pots, pans, knives, spatulas) must be washed fully immediately around the time of the meal and set to dry in the drying rack (light tools) or on the stove-top (pots/pans and heavy tools), or hand dried and put-away (knives); keeping enough of these around for stacking would be space and cost prohibitive, and these are usually dirtier than service-ware dishes
- the drying rack should be treated not as an ongoing place for dishes to dry, but as a binary... when there are wet dishes, it is okay to add more; when there are dry dishes, they must all be put-away before any dishes are done, even tools/pottery/etc. (unless these are hand-dried and do not go into the drying rack at all)
Supplementary rules:
These help preserve service-wares and tools longevity, allowing more-so for the use of nice-dishes constantly; or, to fine-tune the cleanliness.
- dry pots and pans, or other heavy objects on the stove-top; heavy items should not be mixed with service-wares, in order to minimize risk of breaking pottery and glasses
- knives should be in a knife-block or on a wall-magnet, not in a drawer where they will dull (unless in sheaths)
- cutlery should point upwards when drying, except for pointed knives (steak knives)
- rinse dishes in very hot water (they will then dry quicker, and be cleaner of detergent residue and bacteria)
- the kitchen-sink strainer, if you're using a small drain-seated strainer, should live on the side of the sink (clean, and in the draining tool bin), not always in the bottom of the sink, because most food particulates can go down a drain without problems, except for the larger ones accumulated at the time of dish-scraping or fridge clean-outs... keeping the strainer in the sink translates into a wet container for food particulates, which is prime territory for bacteria, etc. -- the kitchen strainer, if used as a sort of compost-collector, must have air-flow and drainage... I use mine like in this fashion; I have a chinois hanging on a hook, and it's tip rests on the inside lip of the sink, so I can one-handed pour coffee grinds into it (at the right angle) and it drains into the sink, or I can throw peels into it and leave them there until it's full
- the best dishes are usually tough ones for daily use, white ceramic plates and bowls, stainless steel cutlery, thick glassware and mugs... throw-away any chipped plates, and buy cheap and ubiquitous
- the nice dishes should be washed immediately, without dish gloves on, and put to dry immediately, to minimize damage-risk... they should be handled individually, rather than in batches, like the regular dishes are... this includes pottery and stem-ware  -- common breaking-points for these are in batch-washing, and in putting them down in the sink at any point, which is one advantage of a plastic dish-bin, or in removing them singularly from a drying stack, rather than putting-away all the dishes in the drying stack at once
- no sharp-knives in the dish bin (butter/dinner knives are acceptable) -- this is a common way people get seriously cut in the kitchen, when they reach into a dish bin and grab a knife by the blade, or are stabbed by an askew knife in a soapy-water dish-bin
Metrics:
- if the dish-drying mat is accumulating mould within a week, the dishes are not clean enough when they are being put to dry - also, older rubber dish mats may have cracks that harbour mould and allow it to return sooner; so, replace old dish-drying drip-mats regularly
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References
- home economics classes - note: I won the Foods Studies awards in grades 11 & 12
- Martha Stewart's "Housekeeping Handbook" (an indispensable book in proper home-economics)
- Mom's education and standards (no, I was not raised in a barn)
- "You Need To Wash Your Towels More Often Than You Think. Here's Why." (Suzy Strutner, Huffington Post, 10/16/2014)
- working in cafes, restaurants, and bars for 16 years
- "The 4-Hour Chef" (Tim Ferriss; pub. New Harvest, 2012)
Jalapeño-demi brisket slices with blended leek and broccoli soup // Used the infrared cooker at 350F while dry sautéing the green part of the leeks with good salt... let the brisket cook until it was about med-rare. After the leek-tips had started to caramelize a bit, I added chopped broccoli stem and hot water, let it go for about 15 minutes with some turmeric. To finish the soup, I added broccoli tips and white leek slices, let that go for a few minutes, then blended, adding a good amount of coconut oil. After the brisket was med-rare, I sliced it real thin (thinner the better, as it's not been braised to break-down the connective tissues) (pro-tip: sharp knives make a big difference here). Sauteed the diced jalapeño with butter, then added a few tablespoons of frozen demi-glace to the pan, let those mingle and then tossed the sliced brisket into that. As I eat it now, I realize that I didn't slice the brisket thin enough... it's a real chewer meal, but the flavour from the demi-jalapeño sauce is incredible, and the nice beef fat from this grass-fed free-range been is very good (I'm definitely chewing the fat, as the old saying goes). I highly recommend this simple sauce... butter, jalapeño, demi. I've been keeping demi in my freezer lately, and just use a boning knife to chip-off a chunk when I need it. Demi, prep containers, sharp knives, towel in my belt... tips from professional kitchens that make cooking much smoother. I used two wooden cutting boards, two pans, my IR cooker (thanks Mr. T), and then washed-up with really hot water and thick dish gloves (I like really thick ones so I can use hotter water, for a better clean-up without worrying about burning myself or being delicate), and the ubiquitous green scrubby pad, an essential in every dish-pit. Anyway, eat well, pick-up heavy shit, and get your pale ass some sun... namaste motherfucker. -The Ghetto-Fabulous Chef