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Tried to trick another clueless human into makinng a deal with me in exchqnge for great power where I give them some kind of evil curse or I do some clever wordplay to fuck them over but they noticed my big swishy fox tail poking out of my jester suit and they asked me if I was a furry babe with boobs and if I could sit on her face and if I had a "Knot" I could "breed" her with and I got so disgusted and afraid i just started crying. Whats wrong with humans. Why are they like this now. Used to be you could trick a guy into being a talented performer whos forever doomed to obscurity after his death or some shit like that but these days they just want to know if they can have sex with you. I don't know what to do. I'm at the end of my rope. I don't want to be an immortal trickster diety anymore

have you considered a career change to selling people on credit cards

NO BECAUSE CREDIT CARDS ARE SCARY!!! THEYRE SCARY!!!!!! Also I think the whole financial system is under the domain of another much sicker and more twisted god my specialty is mostly social stuff and performance and the like. You don't really fuck with someone elses turf like that. Thats the sort of thing that gets you killed. AND CREDIT CARDS ARE ALSO REALLY SCARY!!!! TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

friendship is when you join forces to torture a guy together

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah