no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Lightly Worn, Three or Four Times. Baby Did Die Though

i’m not really afraid of anything because i lowkey sexualized fear so

DJ Bunny is in the house tonight, i wanna see everyone in here sniff the air and get really scared

I forgot this is the Piss On The Poor Website. These are categories. I’m asking you into which category your most dogshit class fell. If you think you need to pick “other” because your worse class was called “Honors Algebra III” instead of “Math,” then I need you to click the Language Arts button cus you clearly struggled at inferencing.

They shouldve put steven universe on adult swim and made rebecca sugar take shrooms & peyote it would have been dune for women #Thoughts

oh… so you’re mad at me just because i grew cold and emotionally distant and withdrawn for no reason? grow up

We need more queer spaces that are centered in water. Like wide expanses of water. With no way to escape. We need these #thirdspaces

everybody wanna be jeremy till things start getting fragrant