it hurts to become

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

CRABS GOT THE WRONG ONE????!

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

your cat was an honor to see in the window