「GetWet」

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

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Hey, pervert question: sex Today

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

Happy Pride

I still see room for a data center on the other side ☝️