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one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

Gotta love the backyard. Something’s always moving in my periphery

but Watch Out! 3-dimensional attack

That wouldn’t happen to me.

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

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