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crisp glass of water moodboard

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i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

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me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

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hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

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"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

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sports arent real

schmilsson

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

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Would So Sejima from Ai the Somnium Files have a completed Pokédex?

Yes, they would

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oh no…..i think something bad is happening.

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Here's to hellsite solidarity!

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I’m watching season one simpsons

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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

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paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

turnaboutnerd

You would think this is a deep quote from a famous artist or writer or even philosopher, but no, it’s a line from fucking Detective Dick Gumshoe in the Ace Attorney series.

iaintnohero

Someone put this on a fancy background please

turnaboutnerd

I am at your service.

turnaboutnerd

People are asking about the context. You should know that Gumshoe is talking about the janky-ass dancing Blue Badger animatronic that he made.

6mayhem

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

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that's MS. substance abuser to you

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sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

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grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

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