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Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

I have no reason to be jealous of the first man ilya had sex with. It’s absurd to think I’d be in competition with a twink for anything.

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heated rivalry is fake and just tv but shane hollander is real

nobody by mitski is real it happened to me

Shane’s coming out is so funny because he’s been sneaking around with Ilya for almost a whole decade and the one time he tells his parents “I’m going to be alone for two weeks. I don’t want to spend it with someone I don’t know, so don’t bother me please” David calls and is like I’ll be quick, Shane won’t even know that I’m there just to catch Shane with his rival. it’s the literal definition of fuck around and find out. you had one job and it was to leave Shane alone for two weeks!!!

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

Goddd I love how suave & cool Ilya tries to be in their first hookup. Ohhh Hollander let me push you up against a wall & kiss you 😏 oh let’s both take our shirts off 😏 here let me put my thumb in your mouth 😏 bet you’ve never had an experience like th— WAITWAITWAITWAIT DONT SUCK ME I’LL CUM WAIT—