Is this thing on?

i think standing at the edge of the ocean with the breeze blowing through my hair would heal at least a little piece of me right now

Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today

I mean alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win tomorrow

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

william shakespeare has been dead for 410 slutty, slutty years

(This is why I think artists are magic. You can just put the creature in situations! Amazing.)