Smokahontas 👑

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

Drama queens

reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

Always!

Only if you have pubes.

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man