IT IS POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE THIS BUT NOT UNALTERED

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

Really love the phrasing "you wouldn't last" in like porn ads and stuff. You would be dust in the wind. you would be crushed and forgotten if you tried to jerk off to this

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

lowkey bro it’s raw sex sunday

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

okay well *falls suddenly silent and stares wide eyed + unblinking beyond you into the distance breathing shakily + totally unresponsive as if theres something there that only i can see andits slowly getting closer. its getting closer.*

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction