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Imagine one of y’all brought your boyfriend to the mitski show your screaming and crying along to “I bet on losing dogs” and he’s like wtf am I to you

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

straight male directors really express their fetishes thru cinema just like that

If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.

Not if I swallow this glow stick!

I’m glad he clarified tbh

UM

#BigDickEnergy

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller