honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went âwhat the hell here goes nothingâ
Iâm pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no⌠you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, itâs bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists wonât lick human bones if they know theyâre human.
âŚand I realize that doesnât actually do much to prove archaeologists arenât freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
Iâm sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED weâre getting tshirts with this on them
I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.Â
If I ever donât reblog this, assume Iâm dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.























