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@maladysmess

mal. early 30s. im gay and trans and less of a girl and more a collection of hideous arthropods puppeting the meat of a girl into vaguely coquettish shapes. im monogamous. yes i have two girlfriends. its fine dont worry about it. I've got.. some kinda dissociative disorder. there's like. 8 of me. I don't use any pronouns. You have to call me Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla every time. I'm incredibly divorced.

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Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

brightwingedbat

REALLY funny thing about Guild Wars 3 given the trailer and news blogs.

So it's over 1,000 years before GW1, and Abaddon is still there given the trailer embroidery.

Guild Wars 3 is Before Exodus.

The first Guild War was 100 AE.

We yet again have another Guild Wars game that does not take place during The Titular Guild Wars.

mortalityplays

me: hey shadow check this shit out, it's called whippits

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot:

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daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

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btc-official-deactivated2024071

im gonna fucking cry

takethistoyourstardust

the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.

takethistoyourstardust

like i kinda get why they removed it but also it’s hysterical to imagine all the monster high-ified words and then lagoona is like Alright cunt!

ranni-thewitch

divert all power to the funk engine

cryptotheism

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

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cryptotheism

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

cryptotheism

Eyeliner exists within this spiritual phylum

lonos

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

lonos

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

cryptotheism

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.

xantchaslegacy

thecryptkeeper

the substance sisters

contemptible-scoundrel

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

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eixd-deactivated20150710

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.

thesassycat

did you google how to take a screen shot

eixd-deactivated20150710

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME

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