There’s honestly something so therapeutic about holding your bulge

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

cat and mouse are sworn enemies, but what if I gave them a mutual enemy?

Who?

The Regenerator from Resident Evil 4

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

like not to act like it's 2014 but hamlet was written like a million years ago and people on here are still like "that's my friend hamlet". marveling at this and loving it

Happy Easter everybody

For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full

And what’s worse is that it’s within the President’s constitutional purview. If you want to sign a petition asking Biden to un-declare white boy summer go here and to ask your congressman/senator to pass a law against white boy summer go here