"Now collapse, take delight in the fall and catch your breath"

More dragons back then.

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

@fanotastic what are the functions?

okay i will bite what is the seventh

7. The backbone of society

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

God, this gave me chills… so sad, but all very good advice. 😔

This will always be funny 😂

we as a society really ought to bring back advice animals, that really was the Peak of memes

This is the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week.

He inside tho

He doesnt want to get wet

why is he floating, also

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

“Hozier FUCKS” contains his entire discography