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What if bofblr comes together and we all ship EACHOTHER!!!!! like make our own rpf.... Im first! @popisoluver x @hanboncinnabon

#dear bofblr: stay the same

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leaky-port-nacelle

Star Trek: Enterprise writers: and you're sure? You've checked everything?

Some poor intern or something, eye bags darker than the dried coffee stains on their shirt: Confirmed. There's no mention of it in any existing Star Trek franchise. Across 25 total seasons of 5 shows, and 10 movies, over the last 40 years, there is absolutely zero conclusive evidence that Florida survives to see the founding of the Federation

ENT writers: excellent. Fkin send it.

lickingbean

yeah it's hot as all get out but at least i can make jam. two quintessential summer activities: sweating your tits off and jam making

#this post absolutely screams my best friends name but they dont have tumblr so i can't tag them &can only think to myself about it #op your jam sounds tasty as FUCK

yourawizardkatniss

paul matthews, you are so special to me

aidn

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

watchthelightfade

people might not want to be called dude

aidn

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

surirn-blog

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

aidn

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

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justanapparatus

why is it that when someone is struggling mentally we always ask if they've tried therapy and never give them $5000

justanapparatus

therapy:

another responsibility for the stressed person

requires time and money they probably don't have

takes a lot of luck and hard work and time to be effective

$5000

bajablastflavoredsaxreed

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

manicpixiedreamkiller

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

manicpixiedreamkiller

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

shirtsthatgohard

fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

moldfucker

end of nerdy prudes must die act one

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ashtxeman

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

fencecollapsed

HD full-body angle of Bill Woodward slapping the shit out of Ted Spankoffski you are so important and special and the only image ever

hanboncinnabon

Idk sometimes it kinda rubs me the wrong way when people say smth is "spirituality israeli.." Like bitch No a celebrity who openly supports Palestine is not spiritually israeli because they did smth u dont like. It js rubs me the wrong way bc why are u comparing a genocide to a celebrity doing smth bad that isnt even a big deal. I dont like it

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

hymnism

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grocki

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

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