django rupaul

i hate wizards

fuck all wizards

nothing bad is going to happen to me over this post because wizards have no power over me

sent that Fool to the Dream Realm

date a girl who teleports around the room erratically when she gets anxious

wait so just an endermen

date an enderman

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

its the Grape

It's Dionysus

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!

real shit?

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

Can I just say I reblogged this before the react image loaded so I was unaware that this was it. I’m sorry y’all

do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users

no

yes

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

From 2011-2017 the gays didn’t say anything

a waitress could slit my throat and I’d still tip 15% i dont know how her day’s been yknow?

i hear your responses and i just wanna say obviously i usually tip at least 20 like im not an animal! but to be completely fair she did kill me 

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

If someone could explain this to me in as much detail as possible id appreciate it!

this post is the last straw

sooo who’s gonna say it?

WHHHHHYYYYYYY???????!!!!!