we’re the fish

the most attractive thing a man can do is have autism and be transgender I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

hey. i think [taps mic] i think ed's inclined to shed a few tears after good sex but if it's REALLY good he's also having uncontrollable giggle fits

David Jenkins describing Stede as "a manic pixie dream guy" for Ed is just the kind of content I needed

Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

chikhai bardo has got to be one of the most beautifully devastating episodes of television i have ever seen in my entire life