the fact that i now hear an adele song and immediately think of two formula one drivers should legally be considered a crime

does anyone have any sites to watch shit on why are all mine giving me quiet mournful sounds

just because you love him doesn’t mean he hasn’t inadvertently cursed you btw. if you weren’t so distracted by how fat his ass was and big his shiny brown eyes were we would be having this conversation seriously but alas

oh please give one to mack i want to see him crack his teeth in politeness

do you want some public humiliation on top of your public humiliation

i miss jarmy

macklin celebrini in his most I Am Chill And Relaxed. Have You Ever Seen A Person More Chill and Relaxed Than Me. I Bet You Haven’t. I Bet This In A Chill And Relaxed Way. Obviously. voice: idk ig we just have to chill and relax and we’ll get those pucks in there

so what if his self preservation instincts evolved a little bit screwy who even cares he is still my favourite prey animal